“Dancing hotdogs don't say shit.”
“That is just the way the hotdog bounces!”
“A hotdog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz”
“You don't know shit about me, I don't know shit about you. You don't even know shit about you.”
“Don't you get that yet? You don't know shit about me, I don't know shit about you. You don't even know shit about you.”
“As it says on the Tshirts:'I don't scare easily - I'm a librarian.', which was the polite version of the original:'Don't give me any of your shit - I'm a librarian.”