“Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula ”

Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich - “Everyone knows you can't see death...” 1

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