“He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?”
“Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable.”
“To me, clothing is a form of self-expression - there are hints about who you are in what you wear.”
“I squinted one of my eyes at Daniel.“What are you doing?” he asked.“This is me, giving you the side eye.” I continued to squint.“Well, you look like you’re having a stroke”
“Dog sighs are some form of distilled truth. What does he know? What do dogs know? Ed sighs like he knows the truth about me and he loves me anyway.”
“...and he's wearing some exotic cologne that makes me want to eat him.”