“I can't squeeze to keep the breezers in.”

“I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me," she said.”

“Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli”

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”

“I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.”

“I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.”

“Okay so I fibbed a little about the kids. I didn't want her to feel bad. I mean we can't all be lucky enough to have a hamster.”