“I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.”

“I made a mental note to call. Later.Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.”

“Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed.”

“I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.”

“It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I found it very manipulative and controlling. It put the other person constantly on-guard. And it was extremely intimidating because you never knew when she was going to snap. I made a mental note to refine these skills within myself.”

“She was so beautiful it made her teeth ache.He made a mental note not to attempt poetry.”