“I got a free beer for a $5 tip”
“...but for the Girl Writing A Letter these things don't matter, she's got a beer in her free hand, she's on the road, she's real and she's in love.”
“Investment tip 101 When stock markets sink, beer sales rise.”
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
“5:16 I shotgun two beers, piss out the bedroom window, catcall passing girls, burp violently, put cage fighting on tv, play with myself. I feel manly again.”
“Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.”