“I hate mornings. They start so early.”
“Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!”
“They shouldn't be allowed to teach math so early in the morning.”
“Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.”
“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.”
“Dear me. Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.”