“I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula”

Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich - “I'd do the lifting, but I just got a...” 1

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