“I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy”
“It's fucking hard to be classy”
“Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!”
“I'm a hopeless fu**ing romantic. That's a part of me that a lot of people don't know about. They know everything there is to know about another part of me, but not a thing about my heart.'-Tommy Lee”
“Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit.He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?”
“It's ok to be sassy, but I'll never be trashy, it's ok to be nasty, but you got to keep it classy now”