“It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.”

“Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're like that catfish with lungs. Take us out of our environment and we can grow whatever body parts we need to survive. After Jersey the rest of the country's a piece of cake. You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He'll be fine.”

“Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.”

“Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.”

“Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!”

“Think of this as an adventure, Diesel said.I’m from Jersey. I get my adventure on the Turnpike.”

“I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down."Grandma Mazur”