“Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.”
“Whoever taught my mother the phrase stud muffin should be prosecuted”
“It's always nice being fancied. It's always nice being wanted. Even it it's by the wrong person.”
“Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!”
“One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.”
“It's always nice being wanted. Even if it's by the wrong person.”