“It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."Joe Morelli”
“We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.- Joe Morelli ”
“You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms."Joe Morelli”
“My sex life is okay.""Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.”
“And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. ”
“Ah, Sofia, darlin'! On my best days, I believe in Him with all my heart." "And on your worst days?" she had asked that night."Even if it's only poetry, it's poetry to live by, Sofia--poetry to die for. . .”