“It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."Joe Morelli”

“We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.- Joe Morelli ”

“You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms."Joe Morelli”

“My sex life is okay.""Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.”

“And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. ”

“Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli said. "It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure."-Morelli And Stephanie”

“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum”