“My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn.""She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action."-Ranger and Stephanie”

Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich - “My grandmother is a little Cuban...” 1

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