“Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.”
“Who needs Raymond? I found two NEW men to love. and their names are Ben & Jerry.”
“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”
“His voice carried authority the way Ben & Jerry's carries calories.”
“You can count your days or make your days count for something. The choice is yours.”
“Courage only counts when you can count.”