“Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage?Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night.”
“What's it like? Being married?Cold feet. Middle of the night you're sleeping, suddenly, wham, you've got ice cold feet warming themselves on the back of your legs.”
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.”
“What lurking temptations to forbidden tenderness find their finding-places in a woman's dressing-gown, when she is alone in her room at night!”
“There's nothing like stories on a windy night when folks have found a warm place in a cold world.”
“She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy.”