“Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.”

Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich - “Some men go a lifetime and never have...” 1

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