“Thank God for small favors.”
“Thank God for my hobgoblin, small-minded consistency...”
“Then the boy made a small cough, and then coughed deeper, and again, and then vomited some salt water. Oh God, thank you!”
“It's not the law of religion nor the principles of morality that define our highways and pathways to God; only by the Grace of God are we led and drawn, to God. It is His grace that conquers a multitude of flaws and in that grace, there is only favor. Favor is not achieved; favor is received.”
“Listen, you’re not doing God any favors by praying. You’re doing yourself a favor.”
“Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God!”