“We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.- Joe Morelli ”
“It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."Joe Morelli”
“You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms."Joe Morelli”
“How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.”
“And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. ”
“Usually we hate things or people with which we have some emotional involvement.”