“What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"Helen Plum”
“Nothing said Clothes to Wear When You Want to Impress a Guy You Initially Shot Down, But Now You Realise You Like Him and Want to Get Him Back. Where was the outfit for that?”
“If I were deaf, I’d wear loud clothing. My clothes would also be covered in coffee stains, because Helen Keller is my hero.”
“Gay diversity is like the Village People. You can all wear different stupid outfits as long as you sing the same stupid song.”
“But what if scrambling to pay the bills takes every minute of your day, every ounce of your creativity? What if you can't afford an au pair? What if you can't even afford an ordinary babysitter?”
“People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.”