“What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"Helen Plum”

“Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring."Helen Plum”

“Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons"Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones”

“He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?”

“[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love"[Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.”

“Stephanie Plum, psycho bait.”

“These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum”