“You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid."Salvatore "Sally" Sweet”
“Sweet Jesus! Sweet, sweet Jesus!” Mom called to the Savior, caught up in the divine intervention that was Hank and me.I narrowed my eyes at her. “Stop cal ing Jesus, Mom. Hank’s gonna think you’re weird,” I snapped.“She is weird,” Dad said.“I’m not weird,” Mom returned.”
“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.”
“You gonna take the case?"It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of."You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said.”
“You're that weird cat-eared cosplay-kid!”
“The goal of life is to take everything that made you weird as a kid and get people to pay you money for it when you're older.”