“Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper.”

“I have played in every toilet but you still want to spoil it to prove I've made a big mistake”

“We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.”

“I have made so many mistakes but I have learned a lot and I'm confident to say - he who never made a mistake never made any discovery”

“Carter pulled out several lengths of brown twine, a small ebony cat statue, and a thick roll of paper. No, not paper. Papyrus. I remember Dad explaining how the Egyptians made it from a river plant because they never invented paper. The stuff was so thick and rough, it made me wonder if the poor Egyptians had had to use toilet papyrus. If so, no wonder they walked sideways.”

“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”