“Homeland security requires a secure homeland currency.”
“Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo?”
“My body knew what to do, what it wanted , even though my brain was firing off so many warnings I felt like Homeland Security during a Code Red.”
“A patriot is one who loves his homeland. A nationalist is one who scorns the homelands of others.”
“Language is the only homeland.”
“Your ancestral homeland is Queens, fuckface.”