“If your gut is telling you something is askew, chances are it is.”

“The revelation is in the details.”

“The best way to develop composure is to practice.”

“Of course it's your fault," Grandma said. "You must be doing something wrong, if you know what I mean. Maybe you need to buy a book that tells you how to do it. I hear there are books out there with pictures and everything. I saw one in the store the other day. It was called A Sex Guide for Dummies.”

“Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?”

“I just wanted a chance. You know. Like everyone else.”

“He blew himself up.”“Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?”“Not all over the place,” I said. “He was pretty well contained, all things considered.”