“Even the plants in Arizona wanted to hurt you.”
“When you love someone, you don't want to hurt them, even if they deserve to be hurt. When you love someone, you want to hurt them, even when they don't deserve to be hurt.”
“I want you to be honest with me. Even if it hurts. Although I would prefer for it not to hurt.”
“Welcome to Arizona, you bastard.”
“I don't even like regular plants. Except for corsages and long-stemmed roses...and those only hurt when they don't show up.”
“It won't hurt you. It's just to kill plants. It's called Agent Orange...and it won't bother humans.”