“The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.”
“Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.”
“Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her.”
“I wished for my fairy godmother, the good witch of the north, or some other bitch with a wand.”
“This reminds me, Godmother, to ask you a serious question. You are as wise as wise can be (having been brought up by the fairies), and you can tell me this: Is it better to have had a good thing and lost it, or never to have had it?”
“Oh, where is the Fairy Godmother of explanations when you need her?”