“If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.”
“Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.”
“First," said Ms. Johnson, "I want you to know that you are all winners,"Why do grown-ups always say that? Duh,we know we're not all winners.”
“Well, guilt is a bitch, but don't you think if you're thinking it in the first place that it just might be true?”
“Don't think too much. You'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place.”
“There's two kinds of people in this world, there's winners and there's losers. Okay, you know what the difference is? Winners don't give up.--Little Miss Sunshine”