“A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”

“Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.”

“Even a broken mirror isn’t broken if it allows you to see who you really are—cracked down the middle in your duality.”

“Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is.”

“There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t.”

“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the middle of the two—he’s on top, with the lawyer being well below the garbage man.”

“Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.”