“A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “A bathroom that doubles as an elevator...” 1

Similar quotes

“A wine shop was open and I went in for some coffee. It smelled of early morning, of swept dust, spoons in coffee-glasses and the wet circles left by wine glasses.”

Ernest Hemingway
Read more

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

Jarod Kintz
Read more

“Stencil had called from a Hungarian coffee shop on York Avenue known as Hungarian Coffee Shop”

Thomas Pynchon
Read more

“In the world of Big Macks Starbucks coffee and oversized SUVS it was business as usual snort and go”

Saira Viola
Read more

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making my coffee at Starbucks as I admired how her green Starbucks apron matched her bright green eyes. She had hair the color of coffee with a hint of cream in it. I was trying to act casual and not make it seem like I came in here only to see her. The truth is, I hate coffee. That’s not entirely true. I do like a hint of coffee in my cup of sugar.”

Jarod Kintz
Read more