“A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.”
“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”
“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”
“Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake.”
“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”
“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”