“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.
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“The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I grew up in New Jersey.”

“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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“A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.
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“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like:
Brick: Hello!
Blanket: Hi!
Brick: How are you?
Blanket: Good. You?
Brick: Good.”

“A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two characters, Mr. Brick, and Ms. Blanket:
Mr. Brick: I like your dress
Ms. Blanket: I’m naked, you moron
Mr. Brick: Tuesdays make me vomit. What are you doing one minute after Monday at 11:59 PM?”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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