“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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“A blanket could be used to find the Brick of Truth. Many lies will be layered on the Brick of Truth to try to cover it up, but the blanket will cover up all the lies, thus covering up the cover up and thereby revealing the Brick of Truth. And don’t try to steal the covers, because the blanket will only provide warmth to the Brick of Truth. 
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“For your birthday I’ll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author’s book, and they’ll all be autographed. Now, should I sign the cover, or the inside flap?”

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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“I don't think there's anything better than hearing your favorite band live.”