“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity. ”
“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth. ”
“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case. ”
“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. ”
“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if you’re shivering from being cold, don’t worry—I’ll cover you with my naked body. ”
“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water. ”
“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. ”