“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if you’re shivering from being cold, don’t worry—I’ll cover you with my naked body.
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“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water.
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“A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.
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“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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