“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom. ”
“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. ”
“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band. ”
“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if you’re shivering from being cold, don’t worry—I’ll cover you with my naked body. ”
“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water. ”
“A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake. ”