“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?
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“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive don’t you understand?
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“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket could be used to describe somebody warm and easygoing.
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“A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick could be used to detect the lie. What kind of things are non-bricks? Well, anything from blankets to lies. So therefore, a lie could be used to detect a lie, and all this logic makes me want to grab a blanket and lie down—and that’s the truth. 
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“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need it?
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