“A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.
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“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just common sense. A blanket is warm, and if a cold is what it’s named, then a blanket would transform a cold into some nameless nonentity. Take that, Louis Pasteur. 
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“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. But to be honest, I’d recommend saving your marriage in a Tupperware container. That way it’ll stay fresher for longer.
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