“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need it?
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“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just common sense. A blanket is warm, and if a cold is what it’s named, then a blanket would transform a cold into some nameless nonentity. Take that, Louis Pasteur. 
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“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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“Religion was supposed to be a blanket drawn up to your chin to keep you warm, a promise that when it came to the end, you wouldn't die alone - but it could just as easily leave you shivering out in the cold, if WHAT you believed became more important than the fact THAT you believed.”

“The railing of the balcony was cold but the blue-black night air was so warm in October, in Florida, it felt as if it could hold you, all that wetness like a blanket of kisses.”