“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case. ”
“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity. ”
“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a permanent wall of a house. In both cases, the skydiver and home dweller would ideally be a politician. ”
“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But what if that bleeding is figurative? In that case, I’d recommend a virtual Band-Aid. ”
“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. ”
“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if you’re shivering from being cold, don’t worry—I’ll cover you with my naked body. ”