“A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever. 
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“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket could be used to describe somebody warm and easygoing.
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“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?
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“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need it?
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“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just common sense. A blanket is warm, and if a cold is what it’s named, then a blanket would transform a cold into some nameless nonentity. Take that, Louis Pasteur. 
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