“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed. ”
“If you think you're too small to make a difference, you've never been to bed with a mosquito.”
“I want you in my bed. Gentlemen are boring in bed.”Good point. “Gentlemen are gentlemen in bed. They make sure you’re having a good time.”“I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything we’re doing. I just won’t be well-mannered about it.”
“If you think you're too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a mosquito.”
“I really want to make love to you. Please come to bed with me.”
“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.”