“A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.
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“A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is better. But do not be deceived—they're both the same, and they're both bricks.
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“A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.
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“A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.
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“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.
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“A brick could be used as brain filler for the political mind, just in case one of our elected officials needs a brain transplant to try to boost their intellectual capabilities. 
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“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a permanent wall of a house. In both cases, the skydiver and home dweller would ideally be a politician.
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