“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dramatic.
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“On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really, really great.”

“Hey whatever puts you in a good mood is fine by me. For all I care, monkeys could have danced around your classroom all hour if it made you happy.”“Don’t be so dramatic Jackson. I would much rather it is zebras,” I replied with a chuckle.Jackson and Noel, Dancing with Death”

“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message.
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“A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart could replace the brick.
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“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.
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