“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunce to go stand in the corner, he won’t feel so stupid and will know where to go.
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“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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“We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and come out a couple. Somebody go tell my clone where I am so he doesn’t go file a missing person’s report on himself.”

“A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick outside your front door, and you won’t need any additional security. Years will go by and nobody will steal the brick. And because the brick won’t get stolen, it’s proof that it deterred thieves from approaching your property.
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“Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present. 
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