“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 
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“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole.
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

“A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.
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