“A brick could be used as a cock block. ”
“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. ”
“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole. ”
“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right? ”
“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.” ”
“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”