“A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.”

“A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget yes altogether, but use brick for every response except one: What object did you use to carry out the killing?
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“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn’t kill my mother-in-law. It was merely the instrument I utilized in showing her how much I loved her.
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.
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“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!
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