“A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.
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“A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t need it.
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“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend the one with the hooks.
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“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a permanent wall of a house. In both cases, the skydiver and home dweller would ideally be a politician.
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“A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thing to do. Remember, I was the one who warned you about dating a politician.
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“A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, because I know my sexual orientation—north!
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