“A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot. ”
“A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.”
“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget yes altogether, but use brick for every response except one: What object did you use to carry out the killing? ”
“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right? ”
“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.” ”
“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”