“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.

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“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.”

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”