“A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac. ”
“When one reads hurriedly and nervously, having in mind written tests and examinations, one's brain becomes encumbered with a lot of bric-a-brac for which there seems to be little use.”
“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. ”
“A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame. ”
“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.” ”
“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right? ”