“A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What part about secret don't you understand?
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“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive don’t you understand?
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“A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.
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“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire. 
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“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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“A brick could be used in the same manner as a magician’s hat could be used as a basketball. I’m not suggesting a brick replace a basketball, because that’d be silly. But not as silly as the idea of paying people millions of dollars to put a rubber ball in a rim, while engineers, inventors, teachers, you know, productive people, limp along financially.
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