“A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is better. But do not be deceived—they're both the same, and they're both bricks. ”
“A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting for a Republican or Democrat, so are you. ”
“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right? ”
“A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them. ”
“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can. ”
“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.” ”